MidRange: Hot Takes in 30 Minutes or Less

Issue #187 of 310 • 04/14/2022 • By Ernie Smith

Should Elon Musk Buy Twitter? 🪺

Taking on the question that’s been on every Twitter user’s mind this morning.

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No. God no. Anything but that.

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

He’s a dangerous dude and would not operate it with the balanced perspective it needs to thrive. He would not look out for users. He’s too self-interested in the platform to respect what it represents.

That we’re even having this conversation is scary. I feel bad for the employees—and the users. They don’t deserve this drama.

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Ernie Smith is the editor of Tedium, and an active internet snarker. Between his many internet side projects, he finds time to hang out with his wife Cat, who's funnier than he is.

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